I’m totally doing this to my future girlfriend when she’s trying to be professional.
Perfection. LOL
I’m fucking crying omg
GAH, CAN’T…….BREATH…….
This is so much fucking quality. I want this relationship omg I wouldn’t get mad if I were her I’d be too busy crying from laughing lmao
howling, screaming, and laughing my fucking ass off. OH MY GOD.
Living with a boyfriend is sometimes like living with a child xD
I am spending this weekend in nature tripping on acid. I’m going to become one with the grass and trees.
NEVER. Also this was twenty dollars off and im 90% sure my dad used to own this sweater but his wife made him throw it out. Which just makes everything SO MUCH FUNNIER to me. So yeah. Fuck off. Bitch.my preciousssss
you got enough sweaters yet?
DEATH BEFORE CARDIGANS!
I want a DJ who will remix Heads Will Roll and Thriller so that I can stop hating myself every time I listen to Glee’s version.
I had a dream that I was some big tough FBI agent. I went looking for a serial killer on my own, found him, tied him up, and left him on the porch of a bigger scarier serial killer. I fed him to the guy.
People born in 1990 can legally drink alcohol.
Obama was sworn into office 3 years ago.
Michael Jackson died over 2.5 years ago.
2007 was HALF A FUCKING DECADE ago.
There are kids in middle school now that don’t even remember 9/11.
There are girls born in 1998 who are pregnant.
There are over 600 pokemon.
SHUT UP GO AWAY
